HOW TO POOP IN THE WOODS
Take a lesson.
TACO BUENO JOB APPLICANT STEALS CAR ON THE WAY OUT
Guess how they found him?
BURGLAR CHECKS TWITTER DURING ROBBERY
That’s how they getcha.
WOMAN DIES IN BIZARRE BAKING ACCIDENT
Fell into a mixer.
TOWN SMELLS LIKE CAT URINE
Croton-on-Hudson, New York.
COUPLE ARRESTED FOR WALMART SILLY STRING FIGHT
“They’re certainly old enough to know better.”
WOMAN FINDS CATFISH IN HER MAILBOX
It looked as if it flopped around for awhile in there.
WOMAN FENCE-PROOFS HER DOG
Keeps your dog from busting out through holes int he fence.
YOU HAVE TO PASS A TEST TO BUY A 2017 FORD GT SUPERCAR
You can only buy one if you promise to drive it.
MEATLESS MEAT IS HERE
Hooray.