MAN CLAIMS FAKE ROBBERY TO GET GIRLFRIEND'S ATTENTION
Stupid love.
Oh, puh-lease!
Apartment, cars, casinos…the works.
The owner was looking for it.
She wants a little too much control.
Kids everywhere said “meh”.
Lottery winner.
“I think you’re about to get what you deserve.”
Car theft, crash, naked, river jump.
On chain restaurant menus.