CLOWN CONVENTION
Problems in clown world.
NAKED WOMAN DANCES ON TOP OF SEMI AFTER ACCIDENT
For two hours.
CORK IN THE EYE CAUSES CRUISE SHIP DELAY
Handy tip: always point the champagne bottle away from you.
SCUBA DIVER SUCKED INTO NUCLEAR PLANT INTAKE PIPE
A five minute ride.
NFL PROSPECT ASKED IF HE "LIKED MEN"
By a coach for the Atlanta Falcons.
BROTHERS WIN FLORIDA LOTTERY
One won $291 million . The other won $7.
MAN CONCEIVED AT ROCK CONCERT IN 1996 LOOKING FOR HIS FATHER
His dad’s name was Jason.
A BRAZILIAN IN THE GAS TANK
Caught at the border.