MAN SPRAYS WOMAN IN FACE WITH FART SPRAY

In Athens, Georgia, a man was arrested after allegedly spraying a woman in the face with Fart Spray. The incident took place on Saturday, April 8 at the Whiskey Bent bar. Upon arrival, officers noticed several patrons quickly leaving the establishment, making complaints about how bad the inside smelled. One woman pointed out Blake Zengo, 20, to the officers, saying he sprayed her in the face with the Fart Spray. A spray bottle, which had the name “Fart Prank/Liquid Ass” was found on the 20-year-old after he was placed in handcuffs. Zengo was placed under arrest for underage possession of alcohol, disorderly conduct and public intoxication.
* So, the Athens mall got a new Spencers then.
* Any fake vomit or plastic turds?
* He who sprayed it, will pay for it.
* “How was your Saturday night?” “It stank!”
* In parts of the south, this is considered foreplay.
* How could such uncivilized behavior occur at a wholesome place like the Whiskey Bent bar?
* At least let’s get a classier name for this than Fart Spray.
* Maybe it should have one of those one word names like for expensive perfume.
* How about, “Odiferous”?
* Maybe we could go with “Chanel Number 2”.