$50,000 WORTH OF HAIR EXTENSIONS STOLEN
Thieves broke in to a Miami, Florida, hair salon …
MAN EJECTED FROM CAR, LANDS ON FREEWAY SIGN
And this is AFTER the lamb sacrifice.
WOMAN FAKES ILLNESS, USES AMBULANCE AS A TAXI
She just wanted to see her boyfriend who lives near the hospital.
MAN COMES HOME TO FIND HOUSE GONE
Just a vacant lot.
DENTIST BUYS BACK CANDY
A buck a pound.
MAN ROBS BANK WITH SPATULA
Gimme all your dough!
MAN ASSAULTS GIRLFRIEND OVER WRONG TOILET PAPER
A Muncie, Indiana, man allegedly threw his girlfriend to the ground during an argument over toilet paper. The victim told cops that Bryan Alwine, 27, was angry because she not purchased the right brand of toilet paper. Officers responding to a 911 call last Sunday night noted that the woman, who appeared “very frightened and…
IT'S ROAD KILL NIGHT AT THE HOTEL VERMONT!
Deer, bear, moose, beaver and muskrat.
PREGNANT TEEN ATTACKED WITH A SAUSAGE
Florida strikes again.