MAN ROBS BANK WITH SPATULA

Police in Rampa, Florida, arrested a 33-year-old man for robbing a bank with a spatula. Police say just after Brandon Stepherson robbed the Wells Fargo bank, he broke into a nearby house and demanded the keys to the car parked out front. The homeowner refused. Stepherson started pulling keys off the hook on the wall before again arming himself with a plastic spatula and used a set of keys as a weapon between his knuckles. Stepherson then said to the man: “I don’t want to hurt you, give me the keys to the car.” After a scuffle, Stepherson ran out of the home, another man in the house flagged down an officer, who arrested Stepherson.
* Did he hold up the spatula and say, “Give me all your dough”?
* Where did he cook up this cockamamie plan?
* Brother’s just tryin’ to scrape by.
* He probably went into the house looking for keys and a hand mixer.
* Wait, first you line up the getaway car – then you rob the bank.
* This guy’s priorities are all messed up.
* His weapon was a spatula. It’s the same way Martha Stewart defended herself in prison.
* Just don’t give this guy a job in the prison kitchen.