ROBBER SAYS "MEET ME TOMORROW WITH MORE MONEY"
And that’s where is plan went wrong.
MAN ROBS BANK WITH A BIBLE
Thou shalt not, right?
AUDIO: WAFFLE HOUSE EMPLOYEES DOING HAIR IN THE KITCHEN
One girl dipped her hair down into a pot.
MAN STEALS MONEY FROM BUDDHIST MONK
It was the monk’s lottery ticket money.
AUDIO: U.S. FOLKSINGER TO BRING DOWN ISIS WITH SONG
James Twyman, of Portlandia.
WOMAN TRIES TO ROB BANK WITH A STICK
With limited success.
MANATEES ARE BACK, BABY!
Off the endangered species list.
GOAT LOVERS WANTED
Come play with the baby goats.
WOMAN PICKS UP TRUCK TO SAVE FATHER
Then she had to fight the fire.