TEACHER MAULED BY REVENANT BEAR DURING FIELD TRIP
In Alaska, on a mountain.
MAN ARRESTED FOR SHOOTING AT HIS OWN STOLEN TRUCK
He also hit an occupied motel room.
THE MCDONALD'S OF THE FUTURE IS COMING
All-you-can-eat fries.
AUDIO: REPORTER HELPS GUY GET OUT OF FLOOD ON LIVE TV
“Dude, leave the car.”
HIGH SCHOOL BAND DIRECTOR DISCOVERED HIDING IN 16-YEAR-OLD'S CLOSET
That’s no way to conduct yourself.
MAN ARRESTED FOR EATING MULCH
He was high.
HORSEY McHORSEFACE
C’mon, Horsey!
MAN SPRAYS WOMAN IN FACE WITH FART SPRAY
a.k.a. Liquid Ass.