FLORIDA SEWER CLOGGED, PROBLEM DISCOVERED
An 11-foot dead alligator.
TACO SEASONING LEADS TO STABBING
It’s the man’s fault, of course.
NEW BRIDE SAVES WOMAN WITH CPR
She got down on her knees and immediately began CPR.
BAR FIGHT OVER FART
In Key West, Florida.
COUPLE LEAVES BOX OF DOG POOP FOR PACKAGE THIEF
He struck once, they figured he’d strike again.
BRIDE GETS LAST LAUGH ON ALABAMA FAN HUSBAND
Crimson Tide on the outside, LSA Tigers on the inside.
COWBOY LASSOES BIKE THIEF
In a Walmart parking lot.
WOMAN PULLS GUN ON PRO WRESTLER DURING MATCH
He told her to “sit her toothless self back down.”
GUY BITES INTO A CHEESEBURGER, FINDS $20 BILL
At McDonald’s.
MOTHER COMPLAINS ABOUT SWIM INSTRUCTOR'S MAN BOOBS
“the male instructor’s breasts were flopping on the water.”