AUDIO: STEAK THIEF THROWS MEAT FROM CAR DURING CHASE
One hit a patrol car.
FELONY CHARGE FOR STEALING A COKE FROM MCDONALD'S
Asking for a water cup and filling it with soda.
SHOPLIFTER DRINKS FLEA AND TICK MEDICATION
K9 Advantix.
WOMAN CRASHES INTO WALMART, BLAMES GOD
The rapture is nigh.
MCDONALD'S TESTING OUT A BIGGER BIG MAC
1/3 pound of beef.
HARRIET TUBMAN ON THE $20 BILL
Money is changing.
JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND CONDIMENTIZES CARS
Covered in ketchup and mustard.
MICHIGAN GOVERNOR PLEDGES TO DRINK FLINT TAPWATER
“What better way to help show support,” he said.
STRANGER DANGER TEST GOES WRONG
Friend poses as a threatening ex-convict.
MAN FROM THE FUTURE STEALS ARBY'S FOOD
This is how people in the future get food.