MAN STEALS $1600 DOG, TRADES IT FOR CRACK
A Yorkshire terrier.
APPLE WON'T GIVE WIDOW HER LATE HUSBAND'S PASSWORD
They want to see a court order.
WHITE CASTLE NOW TAKING RESERVATIONS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY
Tableside service!
SHARK IN SWIMMING POOL
In Florida.
DRIVER HANDS COP HIS RAP CD INSTEAD OF LICENSE
Officer, I’m Volvique Louis Jean Jr.
WISCONSIN TOWN NEEDS GROUNDHOG FOR GROUNDHOG DAY
“There’s not a contract in place at this point.”
TV NEWS CAR BROKEN INTO DURING CRIME-FIGHTING PRESS CONFERENCE
Last week, the following was posted on the website of WJLA-TV, ABC-7, In Washington, D.C.: “An ABC7 News car was broken into while the crew was attending a press conference held by D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser and Police Chief Cathy Lanier to discuss a Task Force created to fight robberies. According to ABC7 News reporter…
6-YEAR-OLD KID ASKS FOR ADVANCE ON ALLOWANCE
Gets a response from Dad’s Savings and Loan.
NEIGHBORS BATTLE OVER KIDS PLAYING
When the kids are out, neighbors blast raunchy music.