MOTEL KEY OPENS EVERY ROOM
At the Rodeway Inn in Gallup, New Mexico.
NOAH'S ARK EMPLOYEES MUST SIGN CHASTITY PLEDGE
The single ones, anyway.
MAN SCANS GENITALS AT SUPERMARKET
What’s the PLU code for sausage?
GOOD SAMARITAN BILLED $143 FOR HELPING
EMTs gave him a bottle of water he didn’t even ask for.
THE BIKINI BURGLAR
Finally!
MAN MURDERED – CAN YOU SOLVE THIS MYSTERY?
How did man with ankle monitor murder someone miles away?
DAD PLACES AD LOOKING FOR WIFE FOR HIS SON
Wife wanted.
LOOSE MONKEY IN MASSACHUSETTS
The old “turn the doorknob” trick.
COOKIE DOUGH BEER
From Ben & Jerry’s.