WOMAN ASKS HONDA FOR NEW CAR AFTER MESSING UP SEAT GIVING BIRTH
“@Honda, earlier today I gave birth to my daughter in the back of a Honda Fit.”
ROBBER ARMED WITH A POTATO
He hit two businesses, got nothing.
HUNTER MISTAKEN FOR TURKEY
Shot with a crossbow.
KIDNAPPED ON PROM NIGHT!
Ah, sweet memories.
ARMED ROBBER GETS 35 CENTS
From two men.
BODY WASHES UP ON SHORE WITH "CEMENT SHOES"
In New York.
BROTHERS ARRESTED FOR DEALING HEROIN AT BURGER KING PLAYGROUND
One of them had his 6-year-old son with him.
DENTAL SCHOOL USES TOO MUCH LAUGHING GAS
The old nitrous oxide / oxygen tube switch.
WOMAN SUES STARBUCKS OVER TOO MUCH ICE
“Ice is not a ‘beverage'”.