MAN WITH BACKPACK STANDS ON BAR, YELLS, "ALLAH IS THE ONE TRUE GOD!"

Hey – this was a funny thing that happened over the weekend. A 21-year-old man – you’re gonna love this – a 21-year-old man jumped up on a bar at an Idaho restaurant, yelled at everyone to be quiet and then yelled: ‘Allah is the only one true god’. AND he was wearing a backpack. Pretty funny, huh? Patrons at Horsewood’s Restaurant in Caldwell, Idaho, immediately panicked and fled the room on Friday night, running through every door as they left their purses on the chairs and cell phones on the table. Rumors quickly spread that he had a gun. The bartender – Christopher Ozuna – ripped the man’s backpack off and immediately began to run into a nearby alley with the backpack, scared something might be inside. “Everybody is telling me throw the bag, don’t carry it,” he said. “But, you know, I’m trying to get it as far away as I possibly can. You know, better me than a hundred people.” Staff members tackled the man, got him outside and held him until police arrived. But, as it turns out, the man – Ralmanzow Bell – was just drunk. Authorities found only a bottle of alcohol inside Bell’s backpack. Bell was examined at a nearby hospital for intoxication before he was booked into Canyon County jail, charged with disorderly conduct. Bell said he was ‘shocked’ by his own actions when he sobered up.
* The world’s worst, latest April Fool’s joke.
* Time to start watering down the booze at Horsewood’s Restaurant.
* One thing this shows is that comedy is not for everyone.
* Can you imagine how hammered you’d have to be to think this was clever?
* I don’t know how many bars there are in Caldwell, but he just got 86’d from all of them.
* Let’s not make this about this drunken fool. Instead let’s celebrate the balls on the bartender.