AUDIO: MAILMAN TRAPPED IN TRUCK BY FLOCK OF TURKEYS
Vicious turkeys.
AUDIO: OREGON'S MYSTERY SOUND
Sounds like feedback.
ARMY INVENTS PIZZA THAT LASTS THREE YEARS
Tastes like school cafeteria pizza.
BEE THEFT
Hive crimes and misdemeanors.
18-YEAR-OLD PRETENDS TO BE A DOCTOR, THREE TIMES
He had his own clinic.
WENDY'S CUSTOMER BITES MANAGER
With a very exciting description of the scuffle.
CELLIST CAUGHT WITH 113 POUNDS OF MARIJUANA
Guy has a degree from Juilliard.
TV WEATHERGAL BUSTED FOR POT AND GUNS
In Kentucky.
PORCH PACKAGE THIEF FEELS BAD, RETURNS ITEMS THE NEXT DAY
With a note, and some cash.
DUI DRIVER CLAIMS TO BE THE KING OF SCOTLAND
Claimed diplomatic immunity.