GUY LEAVES BLACKJACK TABLE, ROBS BANK, RETURNS TO TABLE TO PLAY

Police in Charleston, West Virginia, say Kerry Johnson was playing blackjack last Tuesday afternoon at the Mardis Gras Casino when he left the table, drove to the City National Bank, and robbed it. Johnson then returned to the casino, sat back down at his spot at the blackjack table and rejoined the game with the money he allegedly stole. Police found the money at the same blackjack table that he went back to after the bank robbery. He could face up to 30 years behind bars.
* The giveaway was when he bet two exploding dye packs.
* Most people would just go to the nearest ATM.
* He could face up to 30 years behind bars, unless the judge decides to add more just for the “stupid” factor.
* Once he gets to prison, he’ll be playing the hole card, I bet.
* If he was looking for a place where he could establish an alibi, he certainly chose wisely. Because casinos don’t have, you know, security cameras everywhere.
* You think this was bad? He also played Pokemon on the way to the bank.
* And now his cellmate will play Pokemon on him.
* Maybe James Bond could have pulled this off, but not this clown.
* Hey, you have to admire his dedication. Or do you?
* One thing’s for sure: He’s going to have 30 years to think about it.