MAN CONCEIVED AT ROCK CONCERT IN 1996 LOOKING FOR HIS FATHER
His dad’s name was Jason.
His dad’s name was Jason.
Didn’t work.
Caught at the border.
Four feet of water.
Phone wires, duct tape and a sex toy.
Found her!
They also found LSD, pot, mushrooms and powder.
“Shop less.”
Zzzooooommmm….
He thought it was a golf ball.