MAN CONCEIVED AT ROCK CONCERT IN 1996 LOOKING FOR HIS FATHER

A New York man who says he was conceived at a local radio station’s music festival is seeking his biological father through Facebook. Jette Collins, 18, posted a photo of himself holding a sign claiming that his mother met his biological father at the first ever “K-Rockathon” concert in 1996. “I am looking for a man by the name of Jason that lived in Syracuse, NY in 1996,” the sign read. “He went to the first K-Rockathon in 1996 and met a girl named Diana Collins. I am the product of that night. I am not asking for anything. Just would like to meet my biological father.” Collins is hoping that the photo could gain enough traction to help him meet his father. “I don’t know if this actually works but I’m going to try it, just hoping for the best and a little luck. Help a kid out,” he wrote.
Also:
Wikipedia had the music lineup for that festival in 1996:
– Butthole Surfers
– Gus
– Howlin’ Maggie
– Poe
– Reverend Horton Heat
– Seven Mary Three
– Solution A.D.
– The Refreshments
– Toadies
– The Verve Pipe
(note: here’s a picture of the guy: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/03/04/Man-18-conceived-at-NY-K-Rock-concert-seeks-biological-father-via-Facebook/8721457127886/?spt=slh&or=2&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link)
* Worst episode of “How I Met Your Mother” ever.
* Jason Bonham? Jason Aldean? Jason Derulo? Jason Segel? Jason Alexander?
* I’ve got it: it’s Jason Mraz!!
* You can see why a woman at that concert would be looking for some other activity than watching the bands.
* You don’t see this kind of this happening at, say, the ballet.
* If it had, the kid’s name wouldn’t be Jette, it would be Jete’. (That’s a ballet joke)
* The tricky part will be sorting through all the other kids conceived at that show.
* The kid’s normal although he does yell out, “Rock and roll!” every now and then.
* You’ll never guess his first word: “Encore!”
* Then he asked his school teacher if his class had festival seating.