AUDIO: NAKED MAIL-EATING MAN HIGH ON DRUGS
Heck of a drug, bath salts.
POLICE LOOKING FOR ROBBERY SUSPECT IN A STRAPLESS DRESS
Police in Florida are looking for a man …
AUDIO: STEAK THIEF THROWS MEAT FROM CAR DURING CHASE
One hit a patrol car.
FELONY CHARGE FOR STEALING A COKE FROM MCDONALD'S
Asking for a water cup and filling it with soda.
SHOPLIFTER DRINKS FLEA AND TICK MEDICATION
K9 Advantix.
WOMAN CRASHES INTO WALMART, BLAMES GOD
The rapture is nigh.
MCDONALD'S TESTING OUT A BIGGER BIG MAC
1/3 pound of beef.
HARRIET TUBMAN ON THE $20 BILL
Money is changing.
JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND CONDIMENTIZES CARS
Covered in ketchup and mustard.
MICHIGAN GOVERNOR PLEDGES TO DRINK FLINT TAPWATER
“What better way to help show support,” he said.