UPSET WOMAN FLASHES STORE CLERK
Over a $5 charge.
TARGET SCRAPS 'KID SHOPPING CARTS'
Immediate complaints.
DIAPER THIEF ARRESTED
$700 worth of diapers.
USC HAS OFFICIAL THERAPY DOG
Professor Beauregard Tirebiter
WOMAN STABBED BY HER DOG
“She’ll kill you with kindness.”
TEXAS WOMAN DELIVERS 3RD SET OF NATURALLY-CONCEIVED TWINS
“Twins, twins, twins.”
TODAY'S CLOWN STORY: THE BRIDGE CLOWN
It wasn’t a gun, it was a clown umbrella.
STUDENT ATTEMPTS TO POISON TEACHER WITH CHALK
Never turn your back on teens.
NIKE'S SELF-TYING SNEAKERS
Coming November 28.
ATM ROBBERY VICTIM GETS HIS MONEY BACK
By running over the robber.