WOMAN SUES FOR RIGHT TO EAT PLACENTA
She won. That’s her version, not ours.
KIDS EXTINGUISH FIRE WITH SUPER SOAKERS
They used their Super Soakers to control the blaze
ASSAULT WITH A FORKLIFT
“The victim heard the forklift start …”
COUPLE BOUGHT MILLION DOLLAR LOTTERY TICKET WITH STOLEN MONEY
Embezzling from the grocery store where they worked.
AUDIO: 5-YEAR-OLD TO 911: "DADDY WENT THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
No charges for dad.
GRANPARENTS PICK UP WRONG KID FROM SCHOOL
They gave the kid a Happy Meal.
CHURCH-GOERS GIVEN MARIJUANA COOKIES
Six Indiana churchgoers…
SCHOOL BANS NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY RECOGNITION
Nobody wants any hurt feelings.