NUDIST ORDERS BREADSTICKS

Police in Seattle, Washington, were called to Amante Pizza and Pasta in the Capitol Hill area on Monday afternoon. They arrived to find a 33-year-old man sitting naked on a couch inside the restaurant. A customer at the restaurant told officers the man had entered wearing shorts and asked for an order of bread sticks. The man then asked the customer to take a picture of him. When the customer looked through the camera’s screen, he found that the man had removed his shorts and was naked. He told police that as a nudist, he regularly “travels naked.” A second witness told officers the naked man had done the same thing at other locations.
* How does he know? Is that second witness some kind of weirdo nudist groupie?
* Maybe the guy gets off on going to pizza shops and holding the anchovy.
* Well, it was a nice couch while it lasted. Burn it.
* I’m afraid to ask but what did he do with breadsticks?
* My advice: Put your clothes on and cut down on the carbs.
* He regularly travels naked? Well, it would make it easier on airport security.
* I’ve been to Seattle. This doesn’t even crack the scale on the weirdness up there.