DADDY DRIVES DAUGHTER TO "JOB INTERVIEW", ACTUALLY A BANK ROBBERY

A Florida woman accused of robbing a bank got her father involved in the crime without him knowing. Chelsea Wilson was arrested Friday morning after she allegedly robbed a TD Bank in Fort Lauderdale on Thursday afternoon. Police said Wilson’s father told them he drove her to the bank because she told him she was going to a job interview. But sometime between leaving the car and going to the “job interview,” the 24-year-old woman covered her blonde hair with a red wig and hat and put on sunglasses. Wilson allegedly handed the teller a handwritten note demanding money: “You have exactly one minute to give me all your $50 & $100 bills from both your drawers or I will shoot you! No dye packs, no alarms follow these instructions and no one will get hurt, act normal.” Wilson made off with $300 and exited the bank parking lot in an SUV that FBI agents later determined was registered to her father. Wilson’s father said he thought the cash his daughter had was an advance. Wilson admitted to committing that robbery and four others. She says she spent the money on groceries.
* All their $50 & $100 bills only added up to $300? That bank needs bigger drawers.
* TD Bank – Tiny Drawers.
* Maybe if she had given the teller more than one minute?
* The father said he thought the cash was an advance? And they bought that?
* Maybe they thought it up in advance but that’s about it.
* Did anyone ever see that movie Paper Moon? Kind of reminds you of it, right?
* “Yeah, Dad, I brought the red wig because they only let people with red hair work in this bank.”
* “It must have been a great job interview. You were literally running out of the door to tell me about it.”
* On the bright side, she won’t be needing to buy groceries for the next couple years.