TEACHER CANCELS EXAM AFTER STUDENTS CRY OVER TRUMP WIN

Because his students were in such “shock” over Donald Trump’s win, one Yale University economics professor decided to protect his snowflake charges by making his planned exam optional. The unnamed professor sent out an email saying: “I am getting many heartfelt notes from students who are in shock over the election returns. The ones I find most upsetting are those who fear, rightly or wrongly for their own families. These students are requesting that the exam be postponed. Therefore, I am making the exam optional.”
* Good training for life, professor.
* “I hope you learned something in my class, but I guess we’ll never know.”
* The kids sure pegged him right as a pushover.
* What will their excuse be for the next exam? “I’m nervous about Thanksgiving.”
* What kind of fear do families of Yale students have? That they’ll lose their housekeepers and yard guys?
* And when is Yale going to apologize for George W. Bush?
* I don’t know what they taught him, but they didn’t teach him to talk.
* Unfortunately for these students, life is NOT optional. You have to have it.
* So they want to wait 4 more years and take the test then?
* I will say the Snowflake Charges is one of the best band names I’ve heard in years.