HACKERS HACK SECURITY CAMERA IN DAUGHTERS' ROOM
Creepy.
TWO KILLED BY LIGHTNING IN CEMETERY
In Batavia, New York…
AUDIO: TALLYWACKERS, THE MALE HOOTERS, CLOSES IN DALLAS
“Bad location.”
HELP WANTED: AIR FORCE PILOTS
Must be willing to be shot at.
CITY RETURNS ICE CREAM TO PUBLIC POOLS
Thanks Boulder, Colorado.
MACY'S CLOSING 100 STORES
Six quarters of falling sales.
FLORIDA MAN BANNED FROM ORDERING PIZZA
Too many fake orders.
MAN CLIMBS TRUMP TOWER
With sucker discs.