MAN CALLS 911 ASKING HOW MANY LEGS AN OCTOPUS HAS
Eight, if you’re wondering.
PEOPLE BEING ATTACKED BY THEIR SAMSUNG WASHING MACHINES
Don’t think they haven’t been planning this for years.
UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR UNDER FIRE FOR BLACKFACE COSTUME
It seemed like such a good idea at the time.
MAN, LOCKED OUT OF HOTEL ROOM, CALLS 911 INSTEAD OF JUST GOING TO THE FRONT DESK
Told them his kid was choking inside.
ELEMENTARY STUDENTS NEARLY EXPELLED FOR SHARING "HAPPY CRACK" (KOOL-AID)
All the cool kids are doing it.
TRUCK DRIVER CRASHES WHILE CHANGING PANTS ON THE HIGHWAY
He was drunk, too.
TAXPAYERS PAID FOR UNIVERSITY BIGFOOT SEARCH
They didn’t find it.
TOWN BEING BULLIED BY TURKEYS
Davis, California.
DRIVER HAD WIRES ATTACHED TO HIS GENITALS
While propositioning kids.
MCDONALD'S TWEAKING THE BIG MAC
The Less Big Mac, and the Bigger Mac.