AUDIO: THE AMAZON ECHO SINGS
Alexa, sing a song.
AUDIO: AND NOW, A RAPPING MAN GIVING HIS CAT A BATH
Because … why not?
SANTA WINS FIGHT TO KEEP "HO HO" LICENSE PLATE
After a protest.
BURGER KING UNWANTED GIFT SWAP
Swap ‘er for a Whopper.
AUDIO: POLICE OFFICER TIES SPEEDER'S TIE
And sends him on his way.
TWINS CAUGHT IN ATTEMPTED SOAP THEFT
180 bars of Dove.
AUDIO: CHEWBACCA ARRESTED
Bad Wookiee!
BAD SANTA
Selling drugs out of a U-Haul.