GUY LEAVES BLACKJACK TABLE, ROBS BANK, RETURNS TO TABLE TO PLAY
In Charleston, West Virginia.
PAWN SHOP OWNER RECOGNIZES GOODS AS HIS OWN
Stolen from his house.
THE PIZZA ATM
Hot machine pizza in three minutes.
RICH PEOPLE PROBLEMS
Maid stole designer clothes, and didn’t separate whites & colors in the laundry
FLOOR COLLAPSES AT CHURCH'S FRIED CHICKEN IN TEXAS
Three injured.
90-YEAR-OLD MAN ARRESTED FOR SOLICITING PROSTITUTE
“I don’t give a (expletive). I’m 90 years old!
CANDIDATE FOR SHERIFF TREATED FOR HEROIN OVERDOSE
I shot up the sheriff.
FIGHT BREAKS OUT IN FRONT OF COFFIN
Aunt Suzanne didn’t want to leave.
MOON EXPRESS
Wants to land a vehicle on the moon next year.