BALLPLAYER HITS IT OUT OF THE PARK, RIGHT INTO HIS OWN WINDSHIELD
“Definitely worth it!!”
MAN ROBS ICE CREAM TRUCK WITH ASSAULT RIFLE
That’s the Chicago way.
COMPANY CAUGHT BUYING UP ITS OWN PRODUCT
There’s a reason Just Mayo was selling so well.
WHAT IS THE WHITE HOUSE WORTH?
$250 million.
PROPELLER FALLS OFF STUDENT PILOT'S PLANE
They landed safely.
AMISH ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING
And, apparently, buggy surfing.
DRUNK MAN ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH A VAN
To be clear, the van was parked.
MCDONALD'S ELIMINATES KIDS FITNESS TRACKERS FROM HAPPY MEAL
They cause skin irritation.
FARMER AND 16 COWS DIE OF MANURE FUMES
A perfect s— storm.