TWIN NOW CLAIMS HE IS THE MURDERER
That old trick.
COLLEGES NOW INSTALLING BALL PITS
For “de-stressing” and talking about “social justice”.
WASHINGTON MONUMENT CLOSED FOR ELEVATOR REPAIR
Indefinitely.
TEACHER BEATS UP STUDENT WHO OWED HIM WEED MONEY
Police pop Mr. Pope.
KENTUCKY KLOWN KAPTURED!
Arrested for lurking with a mask.
AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE BATHROOM FROGS
Like they do in Florida.
UPSET WOMAN FLASHES STORE CLERK
Over a $5 charge.
TARGET SCRAPS 'KID SHOPPING CARTS'
Immediate complaints.
DIAPER THIEF ARRESTED
$700 worth of diapers.
USC HAS OFFICIAL THERAPY DOG
Professor Beauregard Tirebiter