ZOMBIE HUNTER ALMOST KILLS A GUY
“Making sure my neighborhood is safe.”
MAN RUNS MARATHON WHILE JUGGLING
Joggling. Har!
MAN FAKES KIDNAPPING TO GO OUT WITH FRIENDS
Note: fake kidnappings never work.
AUDIO: RAPPERS PULL GUN ON CLOWN IN CHICAGO
Thank you, rappers, for making this world just a little better.
CARJACKER ASKS FOR A HUG
And got it.
MAN HIT BY FALLING REFRIGERATOR
He just wanted to help.
NUDIST ORDERS BREADSTICKS
“It’s ok, officers. I’m a nudist.”
DENTIST INDICTED FOR SEXUALLY ASSAULTING MALE PATIENTS
While they were on laughing gas,
HIGH MAN ASKS POLICE TO ARREST GHOST IN HIS HOUSE
Good work from our boys in boo.