THE SCARY CLOWNS ARE BACK
In West Mifflin, Pennsylvania
PLAY-DOH TRADEMARKS ITS SCENT
But not its taste?
MAN DOESN'T SHOW UP FOR COURT TO FIND HE'S NOT GUILTY
Ends up with five years for failure to appear.
WOMAN POISONED HUSBAND'S LUCKY CHARMS
They’re tragically delicious.
POLICE SEEK BACON BANDIT
He’ll fry for this.
GUY VOMITS DURING MID-AIR PROPOSAL
Rheanna, will you bleeeccchhhh…
DYING WOMAN WRITES DATING PROFILE FOR HER HUSBAND
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LULAROE PANTS FALL APART
That’s what makes them buttery soft, you see.
AUDIO: KINDERGARTEN TEACHER USES OUIJA BOARD IN CLASS
All signs point to mom not happy.