DRUNK DRIVER SPRAYS AXE BODY SPRAY INTO HIS MOUTH
In Rock Hill, South Carolina…
AUDIO: HUSBAND USES DRONE TO CATCH CHEATING WIFE
Behind the CVS store.
COPS BUST MIDNIGHT AIR HORN HONKER
The Terror of El Segundo.
AUDIO: POLICE OFFICER SAVES ALL THE ANIMALS IN BURNING PET STORE
Just like Pee Wee!
AUDIO: SWORDFIGHTING COUPLE
En garde.
MAN TIPS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEES $100 EACH
Spreading the joy.
PRESIDENT OF UNIVERSITY FOUNDED BY THOMAS JEFFERSON ASKED TO STOP QUOTING JEFFERSON
When in the course of political correctness…
THE OL' RAT-IN-THE-DRESS
Just the leg.
AUDIO: ASPIRING WEATHERMAN STARTS FIRE SO HE CAN FILM HIS AUDITION TAPE
Makes perfect sense.
NINJA STEALS KATANA SWORD
From comic book shop.