MAN SET WIFE'S SAXOPHONE ON FIRE
Sax and violence.
RAW COOKIE DOUGH SHOP
Three hour lines.
COLORADO MAN CLAIMS RIGHTS TO BRITISH THRONE
King Allan the First.
AT LAST, PIZZA SHOES
From Pizza Hut.
SCAMMER PRETENDS TO BE DRUMMER FOR NICKELBACK
That old trick.
MAN FALLS THROUGH ICE INTO MANURE PIT
In a skid loader.
CHURCH HAS BIZARRE MARRIAGE RULES
No sex for a year.
CHUCK E. CHEESES GET MORE EMERGENCY CALLS THAN STRIP CLUBS
In Tampa, Florida.
PAPA JOHN'S BEGINS FAST PASS PIZZA
Jump the line for 2.99
GIRLFRIEND SHOOTS MAN IN CROTCH, ELSEWHERE
Hey – fireworks!