POLICE TICKET CAR FOR DAYS; HAD DEAD MAN INSIDE
In Fort Lauderdale.
MAN POSES FOR MUGSHOT WITH PET PARROT ON HIS SHOULDER
Polly want a shiv.
DAY CARE WORKER CHARGED WITH GETTING KIDDOES TO CURSE
Blaspheming bambinos.
GOLF COURSE RAGE
Always wait until the green is clear.
CYCLIST KILLED IN COLLISION WITH TURTLE
No helmet (on the cyclist).
GRANDMAS IN SHOOT OUT AT WALMART
During a child custody swap.
NEWLYWEDS HAVE FIRST DANCE IN MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC JAM
On the way to the reception.
CREATOR OF THE BIG MAC DIES
Jim Delligatti invented it in 1968.
WOMAN CALLS COPS ON MAN WHISTLING "CLOSING TIME"
I know who I want to take me home.
PRIVATE DRONE CATCHES LIQUOR THIEF
Guy just happened to be flying his camera drone.