FAKE KIDNAPPING NEVER WORKS: FIAT HEIR WAS ON BENDER WITH TRANSGENDER PROSTITUTE
Heir head.
LAW FIRM WRITES SONG: "DON'T EAT YOUR WEED"
Ladies & gentlemen, Hutson and Harris!
BURGLAR STOLE TWO BEERS
Obsidian Stout.
THE TOWN THAT HATED CHRISTMAS
Exeter, New Hapnshire.
WOMAN JUMPS OUT OF AIRPLANE ON THE GROUND
While waiting for an available gate.
COUPLE MARRIES IN SUPERMARKET ON THANKSGIVING
Where they met four years ago.
SUSPECT TO COPS: "HE WENT THAT WAY."
Didn’t work.
WOMAN SHOOTS HOUSEGUESTS WHO WOULDN'T LEAVE
Totally justifiable.
REPO MAN PAYS OFF CAR FOR ELDERLY COUPLE
They reminded him of his late grandparents.