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So what do you think happened next?

Flamin’ idiot.

Because his students were in such “shock” over Donald Trump’s win, one Yale University economics professor decided to protect his snowflake charges by making his planned exam optional. The unnamed professor sent out an email saying: “I am getting many heartfelt notes from students who are in shock over the election returns. The ones I…

Grandma, what big plans you had.

Newman!

That’s low.

Also Capt. Jack Sparrow, Mr. Miyagi and Ghost Rider.

Shut up and eat alone.

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Go figure.