HIPSTER SANTA
A man bun, Santa? Really?
WOMAN THROWS SQUID OVER MAN
Release the Kraken.
WASHINGTON MONUMENT CLOSED UNTIL 2019 FOR ELEVATOR REPAIR
Just like your apartment house!
ANOTHER BURGLAR STUCK IN VENT
Pizza shop.
POLICE TICKET CAR FOR DAYS; HAD DEAD MAN INSIDE
In Fort Lauderdale.
MAN POSES FOR MUGSHOT WITH PET PARROT ON HIS SHOULDER
Polly want a shiv.
DAY CARE WORKER CHARGED WITH GETTING KIDDOES TO CURSE
Blaspheming bambinos.
GOLF COURSE RAGE
Always wait until the green is clear.
CYCLIST KILLED IN COLLISION WITH TURTLE
No helmet (on the cyclist).
GRANDMAS IN SHOOT OUT AT WALMART
During a child custody swap.