ANOTHER BURGLAR STUCK IN VENT

In Penfield, New York, a man was found stuck in an air vent after allegedly attempting to break into a local pizzeria. The man was found lodged in a vent in the roof of a Pontillo’s pizzeria. When he got stuck, he started to yell, and someone from the pizza shop called police. Richard Graham, 44, was transported to a local hospital where he was treated for minor injuries, and then arrested. Police say he was as far down the vent as he could go without coming out on top of an oven.
* Guy must have been baked.
* Sounds like his pizza is missing a few toppings, if you know what I mean.
* If only he hadn’t gone back for seconds on Thanksgiving.
* Where, exactly, do these guys think the vent of a pizza shop originates?
* He almost got his chestnuts roasted on an open fire.
* Prison is a good place to take a vocational HVAC course.
* Maybe all the crooks who get stuck in vents should form an association and have a big convention.
* Sure, trade stories and compare notes.
* Friggin’ idiots.
* Uh oh. Now I’m venting.