WOMAN SUES CHIPOTLE FOR UNLICENSED PHOTO USE
She wants $2.2 billion.
AUDIO: TRUMP DUMPS TRADITIONAL INAUGURATION ANNOUNCER
Out with the old, in with the new.
WOMAN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING IKEA FRY PAN IN HER LEGGINGS
They gonna fry her ass.
MAN OPENS FIRE OVER GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH
Justifiable sandwichcide, if you ask me.
GUY TRIES TO BREAK INTO A STORE THAT SELLS SECURITY CAMERAS
Smile, you’re on Candid Camera.
BABY BORN DURING OIL CHANGE
Shot out like a greased monkey.
ALEXA HEARS TV NEWS STORY ABOUT ORDERING DOLLHOUSES, STARTS ORDERING DOLLHOUSES
The wonders of technology.
DILEMMA: CRYING BABY IN FIRST CLASS
Boo freakin’ hoo.