WOMAN ARRESTED FOR NOODLE ASSAULT

Police in Merrimack, New Hampshire, say a woman has been charged with disorderly conduct after she threw noodles at someone during an argument. 45-year-old Joy Smith was visiting someone when she began arguing with another resident, using profanity and making threats. Police said eventually, she threw a bowl of noodles at the resident.
* Did she do it? I wouldn’t put it pasta.
* And now she’s in hot water.
* This wouldn’t have happened if she’d been soba.
* She could get jail time – about 30 days orzo.
* Do you think she should go to jail? Penne for your thoughts.
* The police were called? Was it, like, 90 pounds of noodles?
* I can see the headlines now: “Smackdown in Merrimack.”
* To make it more confusing she hit the resident right in the noodle.
* Maybe that’s how you serve noodles where she’s from.
* I think we can assume they were arguing about Trump. I mean everyone else is.
* Her name is Joy Smith? When’s the “Joy” part kick in?