TOPLESS CLEANER CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING UNDERWEAR

Police in Bangor, Maine, say the owner-operator of a business called Topless Cleaning was caught shoplifting undergarments from a local business. The woman offers to clean your place topless. Police didn’t identify the woman arrested. Also, the name of the cop that arrested her: Officer Dick Polk.
* Topless maids, Dick Polk, Bangor, Maine … titillation overload!
* I guess if you don’t have any underwear, starting a topless cleaning service would be one way to go.
* If she can’t afford to buy underwear, maybe business is sagging.
* This has “limerick” written all over it.
* “There once was a woman from Bangor
who wore less clothes than a crack whore
she’d clean your place up and then clean you out
until Officer Dick Polk said “No more.”
* Hell, it’s early in the week. We’re building.
* I wonder if topless crime makes the nipples excited?
* Maybe she could get community service at the local Hooter’s.