DRUNK MAN PEES IN NEIGHBOR'S MAILBOX

Sebastian, Florida, police arrested David Bender for urinating in his neighbor’s mailbox. The neighbor had called the police to report loud music coming from Bender’s house. Officers asked Bender to keep the music down. Afterwards, the neighbor watched as Bender, 44, walked out into the street, pulled his pants down, pointed his middle finger at the neighbor and then urinate in his mailbox, which was next to his driveway. Bender then smashed a homemade bamboo planter that was affixed to the mailbox. Officers returned, detected the odor of alcohol on his breath, and arrested Bender for criminal mischief.
* Ick – Return to Sender!
* The mail must go through … a drying-out process.
* You have to admit: David Bender is the perfect name for a guy with a drinking problem.
* It gets worse. After urinating in the mailbox the guy came inside and took a leak on his email account.
* I’m impressed with the whole Babe Ruth aspect of this, pointing and calling his shot, before peeing in the mailbox. The stuff of legend.
* Sebastian, Florida? Even towns you’ve never heard of in Florida make the wacky news.
* We need a wall map of Florida so we can stick a pin in every town that comes up with a wacky news story.