MAN, MOTHER, PORKCHOP: TAKE TWO

An Athens, Georgia man arrested three months ago for allegedly assaulting his mother with a pork chop was arrested again last Wednesday for another incident involving his mother and a different pork chop. In the initial incident on Feb. 20, Terry Bernard Ball Jr., 29, was eating a pork chop at his mother’s home when he became angry because she hadn’t gotten cigarettes for him. After throwing the pork chop at his mother, Ball reportedly pushed and head-butted her, according to police. He was eventually released from jail after posting a $3,000 bond, which came with conditions that he have no contact with his mother and stay away from her home. But who can resist a pork chop? So Mr. Ball violated his bond by going to his mother’s house last Wednesday. By 3 am, Ball was trying to fight everyone in the home. When police arrived and tried to talk with Ball, his replies did not make much sense, but he did indicate that “they ate his pork chop and now he has to eat noodles,” according to the police report.
* And, you know, he can’t have any pudding if he doesn’t eat his meat.
* Did they drink his milk shake as well?
* Time for his Mom to try cooking some chicken.
* A different pork chop? Thanks, I was hoping they weren’t eating three-month-old meat.
* It was a waste of a good piece of meat, but I’m sure he’ll get porked plenty of times in prison.
* Has the Ball family ever thought about going vegetarian?
* He hit her with a pork chop? That’ll loin ‘er.
* Darn, and he was always such a good son.
* Correction: What a total lowlife.
* Offering to fight everyone in the home is a nice touch. You psycho.
* His favorite movie about fighting? “Pork Chop Hill.”