CITY WORKER STEALS MONEY TO GET BUTT LIFT

A Gainesville, Florida, city employee stole money to get a butt lift. Natwaina Clark allegedly stole $93,000 from the city, using $8,500 on the cosmetic surgery. Police say the 33-year-old Clark also used city money for her cable television bill, food, highway tolls, a television and other expenses. Clark was arrested in March and charged with larceny and scheme to defraud. She has pleaded not guilty.
* Let’s wait to see how the evidence holds up in court.
* She’ll need a crack team of lawyers.
* To be fair, cable tv bills have been getting kind of nuts.
* She’s hoping to put it all behind her.
* This makes the second time her butt’s in a sling.
* Her ass is grass. But it’s nice, firm grass.