PROFESSIONAL RUNNER OUTRUNS TWO BEARS
Yikes.
SEC. OF ENERGY RICK PERRY: DEMAND FOLLOWS SUPPLY
?tnemetats siht htiw gnorw s’tahW
VEGAN RESTAURANT OFFERS NAKED BABY ON TABLE
And yodeling.
HIGH SCHOOL EMBARRASSED BY MASCOT NAME "THE MILLIONAIRES"
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Not these kids.
PUPPY ABANDONED AT LAS VEGAS AIRPORT
Tragic story, happy ending.
MAN DID NOT KNOW HOW MARIJUANA GOT INTO HIS UNDERWEAR
He’d “recently changed underpants.”
CUPCAKE ASSAULT
Sister attacks brother.
JOEY CHESTNUT WINS HOT DOG EATING CONTEST AGAIN
72 hot dogs in ten minutes.
AUDIO: EX-NAVY OFFICER PLAYS TAPS EVERY NIGHT FOR THE NEIGHBORHOOD
God told him to do it.