MONOPOLY ANNOUNCES NEW TOKENS
T-rex, penguin and rubber ducky
LIBRARY HAS STEAK SAUCE BOTTLE MYSTERY
Someone is hiding A.1 bottles behind the books.
THE SNOWFLAKE TEST
Looking for employees without a sense of entitlement.
WOMAN FINDS TOMBSTONE IN HER FRONT YARD
Wasn’t this a “Tales From the Crypt”?
NAVY SEAL SAYS TO END SHOWERS WITH COLD WATER
Vasoconstriction.
HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION USING DRONE
“We want to avoid homeowner hassle later on, not create it.”
AUDIO: WHEEL OF FUGITIVE
When they arrest them, do they throw them in the back of a police Vanna?
MOM AND SON TRANSITIONING TO DAD AND DAUGHTER
Whi—whaa–who now?
GIRL NAMED ALEXA SEARY HATES ALEXA, SIRI
Her life is a “waking nightmare”.