EX-GIRLFRIEND GOES ON DISAPPOINTING 5 AM BOOTY CALL
Shows up unannounced at ex-boyfriend’s house.
AUDIO: LANDING PLANE HITS ALLIGATOR ON RUNWAY
Sully 2: Gator Strike!
MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING WHILE SITTING AT DESK
It came in through the light switch.
15 QUARTS OF PENNZOIL IN HIS PANTS
Pretty slick.
WOMAN WANTED EX-HUSBAND TURNED INTO A SEX SLAVE
And not the good kind.
NEW HUSBAND CHOKES BRIDE AFTER GETTING HOME FROM THE WEDDING
A fight over the wedding money.
MOM PULLS SON'S TEETH IN WALMART BATHROOM
At least she paid for the pliers.
MOM ALLOWS NON-VENOMOUS SNAKE TO BITE 1-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER
To teach her about snakes.
FUGITIVE ARRESTED WHILE SINGING KARAOKE
As well he should.
HARVARD REVOKES ACCEPTANCE FOR 10 STUDENTS FOR OFFENSIVE FACEBOOK POSTS
Social media, you’ve done it again!