STREET SWEEPER JOYRIDE

Police in Paterson, New Jersey, are searching for a thief who stole a street sweeper early Wednesday morning, crashed it into several vehicles and fled the scene. The vehicle’s driver got out to clear a Rite Aid parking lot with a hand blower when the thief hopped in at around 1:30 a.m. and took off. The joyrider was able to drive the street sweeper for a little over half a mile before hitting multiple cars and fleeing. The vehicle was later recovered from the site of the crash.
* At least he made a clean getaway.
* If you ever wondered what Zamboni drivers do in the off season, this is it.
* To be fair, if you’re looking for fun in the middle of the night in Paterson, New Jersey, it’s either this or go bowling.
* I want to ask that professor in the Farmers Insurance commercials if they’ve seen THIS.
* That wasn’t so much a joyride as a joycrash.
* Trying to clean up the streets of New Jersey. Talk about a fart in a windstorm.