MAN PEPPER-SPRAYED, LAXATIVES STOLEN

A pair of women attacked a 64-year-old man with pepper spray Thursday night in San Francisco and stole a bag – which contained the victim’s laxatives. The incident occurred about 9 a.m. near a BART (rapid transit) station when the man got into an argument with the two women, one of whom is estimated to be in her 20s, the other in her 60s. As the argument escalated, one of the women pepper-sprayed the victim and her accomplice snatched his bag full of laxatives, according to police.
* This is one case in which the victim doesn’t give a crap.
* In San Francisco, that kind of crime is a going concern.
* I understand that’s becoming a regular occurrence.
* You have to keep moving, or this can happen.
* Now here’s Britney Spears with “I Wanna Go”.