SUICIDAL MAN DOUSES SELF WITH GASOLINE; COP USES TASER
Flaming idiots.
STEAKHOUSE CANNIBAL
Woman bites another diner’s arm.
NUDE BEACH SWIMMER BITTEN BY SHARK
(Not there.)
GUYS SET NEW CANNONBALL RUN RECORD IN A TESLA
51 hours, 47 minutes.
CAMPER WAKES UP TO BEAR MUNCHING ON HIS HEAD
Nature’s alarm clock.
ARMED MAN STEALS EMERGENCY CONTRACEPTIVE
From Walgreens.
AUDIO: ROOMMATES BRAWL OVER "STAR TREK VS. STAR WARS"
One was transported…to jail.
WOMAN DELIVERS BABY AFTER GETTING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING
Everyone loves a good origin story.