WOMAN CALLS POLICE OVER SLOW CHICKEN NUGGETS
Totally reasonable.
JACKSON POLLOCK PAINTING FOUND IN ARIZONA GARAGE
$10 – $15 million.
AUDIO: CLERK TELLS ROBBER: GET A JOB
“Are you the one that’s been robbing these places?”
OCEAN CITY, MD, BEACH GOING TOPLESS FOR NOW
Come to Ocean Titty, Maryland!
MAN SHOT WITH RICE KRISPIES
Snap, Crackle, Pow!
BOBCAT CORNERS MOM & KIDS IN BATHROOM
In New Jersey.
NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN ABOUT MAN'S STINKY DRIVEWAY
Unwashed clams.
RUSSIAN MOB INVOLVED IN ILLEGAL CHOCOLATE TRAFFICKING
Make him a bon bon he can’t refuse.
THE LARDBUTT 1K RUN
Have fun, enjoy the donuts.
GUY CALLED 911 FOR A LIFT TO LOCAL HOOTERS
Claimed grandma was having a stroke.