UNITED PASSENGER'S INJURIES
Broken nose, missing teeth.
8-YEAR-OLD DRIVES 4-YEAR-OLD SISTER TO MCDONALD'S
And nothing horrible happened.
THE STUPIDEST PROMOTION THAT EVER CAME FROM A GOVERNMENT AGENCY
NASA, you’ve done better.
AUDIO: BURGER KING RUNS INVASIVE "OK GOOGLE" TV AD
“O.K. Google, what is the Whopper burger?”
AUDIO: DOCTOR DAO DARED TO BE DRAGGED
The customer is always right.
UNITED PASSENGER DR. DAO: "EVERYTHING" HURTS
The Mysterious Dr. Dao.
PRESIDENT OF UNITED AIRLINES APOLOGIZES
“I promise you we will do better.”
TOWNS CANCELING EASTER EGG HUNTS BECAUSE OF PARENTS
Helicopter parents.
MAN WEARING "HOLD MY BEER" T-SHIRT CRASHES CAR
Into a graveyard.