THE $10,000 BIKINI PIZZA

In honor of National Bikini Day on July 5th, the Villa Italian Pizza chain has designed a two-piece bathing suit – a Pizzakini – made entirely of actual pizza. From their Facebook post:
“Introducing Villa Italian Kitchen’s Pizza-Kini: the world’s most mouthwatering bikini! Now you can wear your favorite pizza! For just $10,000, we’ll set you up with our food stylist and help you get fitted for your own suit made from only the freshest ingredients, including homemade, hand-braided dough, 100 percent whole milk mozzarella cheese, sauce made from fresh California tomatoes and delicious pepperoni – all in honor of #NationalBikiniDay. Just message us to get started, but hurry – the most delicious swimwear on Earth is available in limited quantities and available for order on July 5 only! #VIK #Pizzakini #pizza #pepperoni
(picture: http://www.villaitaliankitchen.com/blog/post/introducing-the-pizzakini-the-worlds-most-mouthwatering-bikini)
* The folks at Villa Pizza need to lay off the Crazy Bread.
* Wear it to the beach, with the seagulls. I dare you.
* I’m not paying $10,000 unless they add sausage, mushrooms and onions.
* Lady Gaga has already ordered 3.
* I’d order one, but I’d ask them to put the pizza sauce and topping on the inside.
* I guess it’s better than their first idea – a pizza topped with bikinis.