BATMAN CATCHES SHOPLIFTER
Off-duty cop dressed as the Dark Knight.
DOC WANTS TO BAN SMARTPHONES FOR KIDS UNDER 13
Yeah, this’ll work.
MAN GETS STABBY AFTER GETTING WRONG STARBUCKS ORDER
One Stabbchino to go.
HIGH SCHOOL COACHES FIRED FOR USING SCHOOL BUS TO MAKE BEER RUN
During a basketball tournament.
MAN SETS UNDERWEAR ON FIRE IN WALGREENS
For a perfectly logical reason.
THREE ARRESTED FOR CATTLE RUSTLING
In Florida.
THE PRICE OF A TESTICLE: $870,000
Doc removed the wrong one.
UTAH TO BUILD FART FACTORY
Power to the people.
SKITTLES GOES ALL-WHITE, IS ACCUSED OF RACISM
Skittles – taste the white supremacy!