MAN GETS STABBY AFTER GETTING WRONG STARBUCKS ORDER

Two Starbucks customers in Chicago got into argument over a wrong drink order, and one of them got cut with a knife. It started Sunday afternoon when one customer got into a dispute with staff because he got the wrong drink. Another customer tried to intervene, and after the two exchanged words, the fight became physical, with the two men wrestling. The man who got the wrong order reached into his pocket to grab his cell phone, but grabbed a pocketknife instead and cut the other man’s hand. Said one witness, “There was blood everywhere in the foyer.” Police said neither man wanted to pursue criminal charges.
* One Stabbachino to go.
* With all the options Starbucks offers, it’s amazing anybody gets the right order.
* “Hey, this isn’t my cellphone, it’s my pocketknife. Oh, well – I guess it was meant to happen.” STAB!
* This is not somebody who needs more caffeine.
* That’s Chicago for you: “Sir, did that man stab you?” “Nah, it’s my own fault.”