PHARMACIST ADMITS TO FILLING ALZHEIMER'S SCRIPS FOR MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
But won’t say who.
FAMILY LEAVES 3-YEAR-OLD BEHIND IN CORN MAZE
Didn’t notice his was missing until the next morning.
CUB SCOUTS NOW ACCEPTING GIRLS
They must first be cootie-free.
IDITAROD MAKES RULE AGAINST DOPING MUSHER DOGS
Don’t mess with the mush.
OREO'S MYSTERY FLAVOR – FROOTY CEREAL
Trix or Fruit Loops
WANTED MAN OFFERS TO TURN SELF IN FOR 1,000 FACEBOOK SHARES
Yet 4200+ shares later, he remains at large.
ARRESTED MAN TRIES TO BRIBE COPS WITH DONUTS
$50 and some donuts.
ROBERT E. LEE HIGH SCHOOL CHANGES NAME TO LEE H.S.*
Legacy of Educational Excellence H.S.