GRANDMA TESTS OUT HER RICIN RECIPE ON THE NEIGHBORS
Granny’s breaking bad.
BAKERY OFFERS "PERIOD BROWNIES" SUBSCRIPTION
Just let them know when you’re expecting a visitor.
MAN BURNS DOWN THREE BLOCKS TRYING TO FORGE A SWORD IN HIS BACKYARD
Thanks, History Channel.
WAFFLE HOUSE CUSTOMER COOKS OWN MEAL WHILE EMPLOYEE SLEEPS
“Didn’t wake up the entire time.”
FAILED SHOE THEFT
21 pairs of Valentinos.
CHRISTMAS TREE HUNTERS FIND HALF-NAKED KIDNAP VICTIM
It’s a Christmas miracle.
TOILET SEAT CLUE TO CRIME
The burglar left it down.
STOLEN FERRARI RECOVERED WHEN THIEF BEGS FOR GAS MONEY
Vomit involved.