SLEEP WITH THE SLOTHS
O h , b o y , w h a t f u n .
14,000-FOOT MOUNTAIN FOR SALE
Culebra Peak in Colorado.
ALLEGIANT AIR STRANDS 200 PASSENGERS IN LAS VEGAS FOR FOUR DAYS
No flights til Thursday.
DELTA PILOT, FLIGHT ATTENDANT FIGHT IN THE AISLE
Somebody overbooked the attitude.
COMPANY WILL MICROCHIP WORKERS
Is it 1984 already?
MAN NAMED FELLONY CHARGED WITH MULTIPLE YOU-KNOW-WHATS
Named after his father, I bet.
POKER PLAYER LOSES 70 POUNDS FOR MILLION DOLLAR BET
In six months.
MAN TRIES TO ROB THREE BANKS IN A HALF HOUR
He was 1/3 successful, except for the whole “getting caught” thing.
UBER DRIVER SEEKS PASSENGERS WHO WILL VOMIT
He gets more money.