14-YEAR-OLD BOY TORCHES MOM'S CAR IN ROMAN CANDLE FIGHT
Hello, Mom?
PUPPY ABANDONED AT LAS VEGAS AIRPORT
Tragic story, happy ending.
MAN DID NOT KNOW HOW MARIJUANA GOT INTO HIS UNDERWEAR
He’d “recently changed underpants.”
CUPCAKE ASSAULT
Sister attacks brother.
JOEY CHESTNUT WINS HOT DOG EATING CONTEST AGAIN
72 hot dogs in ten minutes.
AUDIO: EX-NAVY OFFICER PLAYS TAPS EVERY NIGHT FOR THE NEIGHBORHOOD
God told him to do it.
BALLOON FULL OF TOURISTS CRASHES INTO LAKE NEXT TO DISNEY WORLD
Shoulda rode Splash Mountain.
WORLD'S LONGEST HOCKEY GAME
10 days, for charity.
MAN PEPPER-SPRAYED, LAXATIVES STOLEN
You have to keep moving, or this happens.