AUDIO: PRINGLES THANKSGIVING DINNER
Each chip tastes like a different part of Thanksgiving.
AUDIO: NAVY APOLOGIZES FOR PILOT DRAWING A SKY PENIS
“We find this absolutely (snort) unacceptable.”
CROSSBOW RECALL
It can go off unexpectedly.
YOU HAVE BEEN GROPED BY ME, AL FRANKEN
You can’t spell decade without decadence.
AUDIO: GUY IN CAR CHASE CALLS 911, ASKS FOR DONALD TRUMP
“Donald Trump is a close friend of mine. We made a deal.”
THE AMISH ARE MUTATING, LIVING LONGER
Darwin never saw this coming.
MR. PURPLE WAVES BLOODY DEER MEAT AT GAS STATION
This headline is not a typo.