DRUNK DRIVER HITS 17 CARS TRYING TO PARK
In Florida.
CAR THIEF STOPS TO LOOK AT ECLIPSE, IS ARRESTED
The universe works in mysterious ways.
THE ECLIPSE: A FOND LOOK BACK
It seems like only yesterday.
AUDIO: LOUD PARTYER PLAYS "COPS" THEME
And gets ticketed for it.
WOMAN STUCK IN BACKYARD POOL
iPads her way out.
AUDIO: CHUCK E. CHEESE GETTING RID OF ROBOT BAND
At least they’ll still have that delicious pizza.
SURGERY CURES GORILLA OF CONSTIPATION
A second cup of coffee wouldn’t do it?
WOMAN FREED FROM CANYON WITH DISH SOAP
Nothing like Dawn in the canyon.
FAMILY DOG DIGS UP DRUGS IN BACKYARD
$85,000 worth of heroin
ROBBERS BLOWING UP ATMS
In San Diego