WOMAN CAUGHT SNORTING COCAINE IN SCHOOL PICK-UP LINE
Choppin’ and snortin’.
MOUSE BAKED INTO CHICK-FIL-A BUN
“I could see the whiskers and the tail.”
BEE ATTACK!
At a high school.
DUI DRIVER: "DRINKING ON DOCTOR'S ORDERS"
To avoid withdrawal symptoms.
GUY PLACES AD TO MAKE AN ECLIPSE BABY
“You must like cats.”
GUY SHOOTS NAIL INTO HIS HEART, DRIVES TO HOSPITAL
“I thought it just nicked me.”
TACO BELL INTRODUCES "NAKED EGG TACO"
Curb your enthusiasm.
ALLIGATOR IN NEW JERSEY MOTEL SWIMMING POOL
Did it have a room key?
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER LET TEENS DROP LSD IN HER HOME
What decade is this?
AUDIO: VIOLIN PLAYING DRIVES BEARS AWAY FROM HOME
Everyone’s a critic.